And Oprah Said There Was Light...And There Was

Rumor has it, there is only room for one First Lady in these United States of America. The tabloids allege that Michelle Obama told Oprah that she and she alone was to be the First Lady. Yes, Oprah, consider yourself served! Now in all fairness to Oprah, does Michelle Obama actually believe she will have any real authority or power? For crying out loud, Oprah with one nod of her head can establish schools in Africa, touch lives daily on her talk show , and revolutionize our thinking through mere suggestion of a book she likes. That is real power. The kind that Scarface, Michael Corleone, and George Clooney have. The type that can get a first term Senator with little experience and no executive history elected into the highest office in this country. That's what I'm talking about! Oprah Power! The threat of Michelle is laughable. She can not compete or come close...she isn't in the same league. So Michelle, go to your charity events, get criticized by the press for your wardrobe, and perfect your smile to the crowds, because we all know that when the important issues come to surface, Oprah is in whom we trust. The title of First Lady would be beneath her. I'm thinking Empress of the World is more accurate. Let Michele have her day in the sun, we all know who owns it. Let her bask in the glory of the Oval Office, we know she is still your toady. Let her turn her head and wave as she enters Air Force One, we all know that it is by the grace of Oprah alone that she is even there. Long live the Queen...Empress, sorry about that, won't happen again.