Ask Not What Your Country

I think I have finally decided my life's work. The one thing that motivates me, moves me forward, and manipulates my every thought. I want to be President of General Motors. I know that I can do this job. I know that others will benefit from it, and I will be a better person if I serve in this capacity. This is not a capricious whim of mine, after hearing that the position was now available, it was confirmed in my heart that my time had come. I must take the challenge, and bring order to the largest car manufacturer in the U.S. Can you think of any higher calling than this? There are so many selfish people who dedicate their time to nonprofit organizations that distribute food and clothing to the ailing and poverty stricken. This American "ask-what-you-can-do-for-your-country" attitude of so many must end. I have been guilty of this. I just can't stand by any more and waste my life educating and encouraging adolescents. It just sickens me to think that I have spent all this time working with juveniles for close to minimum pay with a post graduate degree, when I could have been changing the world. Touching the lives of so many who wanted a mid-life crisis "ride," and yet, I chose to inspire the future citizens of this country. Shame on me! General Motors here I come...just call me Madame President.

Taking Time to Ponder: Life on Telemundo

Taking Time to Ponder: Life on Telemundo

Life on Telemundo

Have you ever seen a telenovela? You know, a Spanish soap opera. I love watching them, because the actors are so over the top, I find myself fascinated. The drama that I am currently watching has sucked me in to the point of no return. The two main characters are incredible. Their interaction blows scenes away. He is young but has very much experienced life. The urban artist. He has taken risks that have endangered himself and others. He has had love affairs that Danielle Steel would die for. He is a rugged man with a charming disposition, and uses his talents to seduce women, to enrage men with jealousy. He is proud and in complete control until one day she enters his life. A worthy adversary. She is beautiful and smart. Witty and overwhelmingly cultured. He is spellbound by her exquisite physique. Enchanted by her alluring eyes. Captivated by her soft silky skin. When she enters the room, all eyes are transfixed on her...and then the games begin. The banter between the artist and the sophisticated patron is like a well played tennis match. Back and forth they exchange quips, puns, and anecdotes. It is like watching Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert in "It Happened One Night," but in Spanish, in color, and with a lot more cleavage showing. Don't think this couple is going to be a couple...no way, that would be too simple of a story. Both of our main characters are involved with other people. Thus the conflict. Do I have your attention yet? The catch to this great tale is that these two are not lovers, but the reaction to them--they are just friends but the world imagines more. That is the best part, they are amused by the reaction of the audience. An ego fed with attention tends to be BIG. They revel in all the scrutiny. They find amusement in the assumptions, the intrigue, and the simple obesession of their relationship.

Looking for Love in all the Right Places

I am so proud of Rhianna and Chris Brown. They are stepping up, and showing the world what commitment really is. Sticking by their soul mate, these two kids have a wonderful future ahead. I can tell. They "get" each other. It was about time they were going to tie the knot. I mean after all, they are royalty in Hollywood, and are the perfect couple. They have looks, personality, great careers in music, and hot, hot chemistry between them. I know in my heart of hearts that these two are going to last. Let's not look down on their rushed nuptials, but celebrate the union of two souls who have found their life-partner at such a young age. As we gaze over the images the media has been able to capture of their fairy book love and passion, we should be encouraged that this generation is an example to us all. Young love is strong, and is able to endure anything and everything. They are the personification of Taylor Swift's romantic fantasies. Where would we be without love stories? Romeo and Juliet, Paris and Helen of Troy, Edward and Bella. Regardless of the tragic deaths, onset of war, and unleashing of the undead, these kids found true love. They went against the odds...and love conquered all. The new inductees have taken their place in history. Like these romantic icons, Rhianna and Chris Brown will be remembered for their magical courtship and their spectacular wedding. However, let us never forget that it is the way they conducted themselves, their relationship as a couple that will be their legacy.

News Flash...First Lady Can't Balance Book On Head

Breaking news...Michelle Obama goes sleeveless. I mean really. The economy sucks, there are troops overseas, and Octo-mom is trying to rally support; do we have time for the First Lady's fashion choices? Don't get me wrong; I love fashion and the vanity that follows. I just think she isn't the prime candidate to prosecute. I would think the ensemble selection of Mickey Rourke would have given the Fashion Police enough material to convict. Ugly has been caught on tape for years, and the media has done a lovely job reporting the faux pas of the rich and famous. However, I think they are way off with Michel Obama. I think she looks great. She looks classy and sensible. She reflects the hard work of a style consultant, which by the way would be my dream job. So what if she has exposed arms? Last time I checked, they didn't flap in the wind so more power to her. Now, what she really needs is a posture coach or at least, a chiropractor. Some professional that will help her out with that slouch she has going on. Stand up straight, for heaven's sake what would your mother say? Marian Robinson, please tell your daughter that she needs to stand like a woman not a line backer. I know she is tall, but so are supermodels. Would it kill you to pose like a lady? Her clothing selection isn't the dilema here. We need a First Lady that puts her shoulders back and her chin up. MSNBC has to concentrate on the real issues. Must be a slow news day.